The Wootang Clan

Tonight I completely turfed the lawn of my ex-husband's driveway while attempting to back out. Crapity, crapity crap, crap-ola! Shea advised me to not tell him, and that he would never know it was me. NOT the message I am trying to teach the children, so of course I called him immediately when I got home, but for some reason, he didn't answer his phone. He still doesn't know, but when he leaves for work tomorrow morning, he will be using my name with several expletives before and after it.